IT’S supposed to be an intimate time, when a couple is closer to each other than ever.
But there are some people who have accidentally ruined sex with their partner by saying something that “killed” the mood for the evening.
Couples have revealed some mortifying situations that have called time on their sex-capades embarrassingly early[/caption]
One man admitted he’d called out his “hot flatmate’s name” while in bed with his girlfriend – leaving her in tears[/caption]
And several opened up about the mortifying moments in a thread on Reddit – with many admitting theirs has come about through them shouting someone else’s name in the throes of passion.
“I called my new girlfriend my hot flatmate’s name,” one wrote.
“She started crying.
“I started calling her darling, gorgeous or similar to avoid a repeat!”
“When she moaned and said, ‘Oh, Alan…..’ My name’s not Alan,” another added.
“Apparently she left out a few details when she told me about her stint studying abroad.”
While a third admitted they’d said their “ex’s name”.
Others revealed some very unusual situations that had called a premature end to their night, with one admitting: “I put on a Donald Trump voice and said ‘Are you ready to see Trump Tower, baby? It’s yuuuuuge. Tremendous.’
“I was just f**king around, and we both have pretty odd senses of humour, but she snapped shut like an angry oyster.
“Disclaimer: Not a Trump fan here. Just saying.”
While some people admitted having a pet in the room has had a big impact on their actions between the sheets.
“;Your dog is starting at me again, please take him away.’ Dog wouldn’t cooperate. Mood spoiled,” one wrote.
“I hate pets in the room!” another added.
“Holy hell, this one girl had a pug and finally I had to ask her to ‘move the snorting pervmutt outside for once.’
“I slept on the couch because pervmutt is apparently interchangeable!”
As a third said: “I’ve had it happen with a cat another time and that didn’t bother me as much.
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“A giant German Sheppard staring at you going at it with his owner was terrifying.
“Thankfully I didn’t get the couch treatment.”
“Cat is okay, mine seems to understand that grownups are mingling,” someone else wrote.
“Sees what is up and goes away.
“But dogs tend to want to join in the party, thinking we are playing or something!”
