THE AUSTRALIAN TV spin-off of Geordie Shore has officially landed – and it’s proving to give the Newcastle gang a run for their money.
The first two episodes dropped on Paramount+ today with Charlotte Crosby as the house boss – and after a brief warning about sexual content, the new gang waste no time with their X-rated antics.
The gang have promised to be the most wild group ever[/caption]
From randy drinking games to X-rated nights in the shag pad, the gang wasted no time in getting wild[/caption]
One duo weed on each other in the middle of the swimming pool[/caption]
Within hours of meeting Lily was sharing a shower with Con[/caption]
Across the first episode ‘Ready To Launch’ alone, 11 housemates from across the country move into a mansion in Cairns, Queensland, for a summer of revellry and randiness.
Within hours of meeting the group engage in multiple sex acts, simulating sex acts, and even wee on each other in the pool within hours of knowing each other.
A introduction to wild child Lily sees her introduce herself with just cucumbers on her nipples “to keep them refreshed” before twerking without a bra on in a white shirt.
Lily later proves to live up to the reputation she routed, jumping in the shower with Con topless before the night even begins.
After flirting with Con, during the evening she mounts a different guy, Tom, on a pool floatie before passionately kissing him.
That doesn’t deter Con though, and later he and Lily disappeared to the shag pad but are unable to get busy after drinking too much and he’s unable to perform.
Elsewhere, gay housemate Kyle bonds with blonde bombshell Catia by weeing on each other in the pool – wrapping their legs around each other while weeing.
Speaking to the cameras, Kyle later explains: “I don’t know if anyone’s ever heard of it before, but we did a p**s transplant. I had her locked on my waist, and we just started p**sing.”
“The sexiness in the pool, we were doing some dirty s**t.” he brags.
As the pair do so, their other new pals are still swimming around in the pool with them.
During a game of sex confessions earlier that evening, Catia left an impression on the boys of the show by discussing a sexual act she committed on an ex-boyfriend.
Simulating what happened, she throws her legs up in the air and leaves opens them wide despite wearing a tiny white mini-skirt, shocking the men in front of her.
This promises to only be the start of the sexual acts from the gang, with the group admitting they’re struggling to talk anything besides sex.
A teaser clip for the series ahead also sees two of the men engage in a sexual act on a bunk bed – while one of their housemates attempts to sleep on the top bunk.
In other X-rated scenes yet to be shown in full, another drinking game results in Catia using a girls’ bum as a drinking funnel.
It proves too much for one star, who leaves in episode two, while Charlotte Crosby arrives as The Boss and sets them to work at a sexy car wash after being taught how to use a ‘dental dam’ contraception device.
Aussie Shore continues Thursdays on Paramount+.
Meet the Aussie Shore Stars
Here are the stars of season one of Aussie Shore:
THE BOSS
Charlotte Crosby – a Geordie Shore OG, Charlotte is now the boss, who arrives at the house to set the gang on work tasks to earn money
THE GUYS
CALLUM – First seen on Love Island Australia and later I’m A Celebrity.
MANAAKI – A proud attention seeker, Manaki is ready to shag ‘everyone and anyone’
CON – A 27-year-old barber who takes pride in his appearance and loves winning over women with his charm
COOPER – A 27-year-old tattooed gym junkie who’s secretly big softie on the lookout for love
TOM – A farmer’s boy from the countryside of Victoria, Tom is not afraid to put himself out there and try and get his leg over
KYLE – The 25-year-old describes himself as “probably gay… but a bit bisexual”. He’s a court worker so is ready to let his hair down by the weekend
THE GIRLS
CATIA – a 23-year-old trainee personal trainer
NARDOS – a Perth law graduate whose idea of hell is hard labour
LEXIE – a 23-year-old pansexual party princess and content creator
LILY – A 21-year-old whose favourite feature is her natural boobs, which she believes help her be a hit with the boys
JAEDA – A 22-year-old who once managed to flirt her way into getting a ride home from a paramedic in an ambulance.
The girls quickly got to know each other by sharing kisses[/caption]
Lily bragged about her boobs calling them her best asset[/caption]
One teaser appeared to show two housemates engaged in a sexual act while another slept in the top bunk[/caption]
