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My five-month-old is so chunky – people say it’s ‘not normal’, call him a ‘unit’ & think he’ll be an American footballer
A WOMAN has revealed that she has a chunky baby who’s in the 99th percentile.
Darian Lynn, a brunette beauty from the US, explained that her five-month-old son is at the highest end of the scale used to measure babies, meaning he is severely obese.
Posting on social media, the mother gave her followers a close-up look at her big baby, leaving many open-mouthed.
Darian sat behind her son, who is already able to sit upright by himself, and he’s not even six-months-old.
Darian’s son sat in a nappy, alongside his empty milk bottle.
The content creator then held up her self-proclaimed “chunky baby” and wrote: “That’s on a 99th percentile baby”.
She danced the youngster around, showing off his adorable arm rolls and chunky legs, with many comparing him to Boss Baby – the character voiced by Alec Baldwin in the hit animated comedy film produced by DreamWorks.
Whilst the mother didn’t share how much her son currently weighs, she later confirmed: “He was 8 lbs 1 oz at birth and hasn’t looked back since.
“At his two month check up he was 14 lbs 13 oz.”
But Darian explained that as a result of her heavy baby, she is “in pain”, as she confessed: “It’s so fun, but I’m in pain. My back and my knees are so unwell but he’s cute so I’ll let it slide.
“Not sure my knees and back will ever recover at this point.”
The TikTok clip, which was posted under the username @darian_lynn, has clearly left many open-mouthed, as it has quickly gone viral and has since racked up a jaw-dropping 1.7 million views.
Social media users were left gobsmacked by the big baby and were keen to compliment him in the comments.
One person said: “Cutest one for sure!! So adorable!!”
Another added: “Absolute perfection.”
This child is my NFL draft pick for 2046
TikTok user
A third commented: “What a cutie.”
However, at the same time, some users were concerned by the youngster’s weight.
One user gasped: “A UNIT.”
Average Sizes for Babies at Different Ages
At Birth:
- Weight: 5.5 to 8.8 pounds (2.5 to 4 kg)
- Length: 18 to 22 inches (45 to 55 cm)
One month:
- Weight: 7.5 to 12 pounds (3.4 to 5.4 kg)
- Length: 20 to 23 inches (50 to 58 cm)
Three months:
- Weight: 11 to 15 pounds (5 to 7 kg)
- Length: 23 to 25 inches (58 to 63 cm)
Six months:
- Weight: 13 to 20 pounds (6 to 9 kg)
- Length: 25 to 28 inches (63 to 71 cm)
Nine months:
- Weight: 16 to 24 pounds (7 to 11 kg)
- Length: 27 to 30 inches (69 to 76 cm)
12 months:
- Weight: 17 to 27 pounds (8 to 12 kg)
- Length: 28 to 32 inches (71 to 81 cm)
These values represent averages and individual babies may vary. Always consult with a paediatrician for personalised information regarding a baby’s growth and development.
A second claimed: “That’s not normal.”
But to this, Darian replied and shared: “Well yes, that’s kinda the point of being 99th percentile?”
My back and my knees are so unwell but he’s cute so I’ll let it slide
Darian Lynn
Meanwhile, many were convinced the youngster would become an American footballer when he grows up.
One person expressed: “This child is my NFL draft pick for 2046.”
Someone else agreed: “You got a football player on your hands.”
Whilst one person wrote: “HE’S GONNA BE A FOOTBALL PLAYER.”
Woman in her 70s suffers broken ribs and leg after sexual assault and robbery at bus stop as cops share CCTV of man
A WOMAN in her 70s has suffered a broken leg and ribs after a sexual assault and robbery at a bus stop – as cops share CCTV of a man.
The elderly victim was getting off a bus in Finchley, north London when she was followed by an unknown man.
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The man then ran off with the woman’s bank cards and around £20,000 of jewellery.
Cops were called at 4.35am on Friday, September 13 following the alleged sexual assault and robbery.
Scotland Yard has released three snaps of an Asian man wearing glasses who they are seeking in connection with the attack.
The man is seen wearing a distinctive jacket with a dark chest and light sleeves and waist in the pics.
PC Harry Morrice said: “This was an extremely distressing incident which has left an elderly woman in hospital, having suffered serious injuries.
“We are committed to finding the perpetrator and continue to carry out a number of enquiries in order to hold those responsible to account.
“We are now releasing an image of a man we would like to identify and are asking for assistance from the public.
“We are also keen to hear from anyone who was in the area at the time and may have seen the robbery, or a man running off.
“Any information you provide will be treated in the strictest confidence.
“Alternatively you can contact the independent charity Crimestoppers anonymously.”
Anyone who knows this man or has information can call police on 101 quoting CAD 838/13Sep.
Alternatively contact Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111 or visit crimestoppers-uk.org.
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